“A lot of people weren’t so lucky, and I’m just thankful to no one in particular to have made it this far,” he groaned. “It’s not such a bad way to go, in the end.”
Hollywood's "Diversity Rider" will be the death of me.
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‘At Least I Didn’t Die From Tax Cuts,’ Whispers Man Dying From Kavanaugh Nomination