FAMOUS ADHERENTS
Premillennialism: Hal Lindsey, John Hagee, Jerry Falwell, John MacArthur. Whoa, Johnny Mac—what are you doing lumped in with a crowd like this? You must be so embarrassed. LOL
Amillennialism: People who can’t even with the historical-grammatical hermeneutic sometimes.
Postmillennialism: There are literally three postmillenialists left on the planet. None of them have read the news anytime in the past fifty years.
Don't Know, Don't Care: me, because I'll either be dead already or will face my predetermined fate as God intended.
Most people get their eschatology from the Left Behind movies, which is a decent idea as long as you’re not watching the Nicolas Cage remake (yuck!). But as Christians, we really need to get our viewpoints on the end times from the Scriptures. At The Babylon Bee, we want you to understand the nuances of …