“So much awesome stuff. So cheap!” Paul was heard muttering as he browsed products, ratcheting up his…

“So much awesome stuff. So cheap!” Paul was heard muttering as he browsed products, ratcheting up his heart factory’s production. The factory pumps out new idols regularly for the man to worship, and is said to be especially busy during the annual Amazon sales event.

“So much awesome stuff. So cheap!” Paul was heard muttering as he browsed products, ratcheting up his...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—The official idol factory in local man Wes Paul’s heart announced an increased production schedule Monday in anticipation of Amazon Prime Day, on which thousands of items will be available for Paul to covet at reduced prices and free Prime shipping. “So much awesome stuff. So cheap!” Paul was heard muttering as he …

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