This is so stupid it's funny

_Despite negative opinions, soon after the painting dried, the sound of a loud stampede could be heard. Soon, a cloud of dust came flying at the painting with feet sticking out of the bottom of it. The feet were wearing worn shoes, clearly implying that the moving cloud of dust was the crowd of migrants. When the crowd reached the wall, what happened next was completely unexpected. The crowd ran directly into the painting and disappeared somewhere beyond the Statue of Liberty. _

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Trump Paints Inviting, Photorealistic Archway To America On Border Wall
TIJUANA—President Donald Trump arrived early this morning in Tijuana to employ his own unique tactics to thwart the migrant caravan who have traveled on foot more than 2,500 miles from Central America seeking refuge in the United States.With a single can of paint and a brush, Trump rapidly painted a photorealistic scene of an inviting archway that appear …

"We should believe all women, and not just when it's politically expedient,"…

"We should believe all women, and not just when it's politically expedient," he said in a somber statement outside an LAPD station. "I would like to deny these charges and call them a vicious attack on my political career, but I can't in good conscience do that. That would be totally inconsistent with my rhetoric over the past year. Instead, I will immediately plead guilty."

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Citing Need To ‘Believe All Women,’ Avenatti Immediately Pleads Guilty To Domestic Violence Charges
LOS ANGELES, CA—Citing his deeply held conviction that we should “believe all women,” lawyer and advocate for oppressed females Michael Avenatti immediately plead guilty to domestic violence charges after being arrested by the LAPD Wednesday evening.”We should believe all women, and not just when it’s politically expedient,” he sa …

I have to say I'm a little disappointed this is #satire

I have to say I'm a little disappointed this is #satire

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Hobby Lobby Introduces New Line Of Calvinist Home Decor
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK—Hobby Lobby has become a popular destination for Christians looking to decorate their homes with some encouraging Bible verses or hymn lyrics. But there’s one market the arts and crafts retailer has failed to capture: hardcore Calvinists.The company is looking to change that with its latest line of Calvinist home decor. The att …