"We should believe all women, and not just when it's politically expedient,"…

"We should believe all women, and not just when it's politically expedient," he said in a somber statement outside an LAPD station. "I would like to deny these charges and call them a vicious attack on my political career, but I can't in good conscience do that. That would be totally inconsistent with my rhetoric over the past year. Instead, I will immediately plead guilty."

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Citing Need To ‘Believe All Women,’ Avenatti Immediately Pleads Guilty To Domestic Violence Charges
LOS ANGELES, CA—Citing his deeply held conviction that we should “believe all women,” lawyer and advocate for oppressed females Michael Avenatti immediately plead guilty to domestic violence charges after being arrested by the LAPD Wednesday evening.”We should believe all women, and not just when it’s politically expedient,” he sa …

I have to say I'm a little disappointed this is #satire

I have to say I'm a little disappointed this is #satire

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Hobby Lobby Introduces New Line Of Calvinist Home Decor
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK—Hobby Lobby has become a popular destination for Christians looking to decorate their homes with some encouraging Bible verses or hymn lyrics. But there’s one market the arts and crafts retailer has failed to capture: hardcore Calvinists.The company is looking to change that with its latest line of Calvinist home decor. The att …