The end is nigh…
“It’s the only thing that makes sense,” Wilson said as she continued to look around the house before giving up and borrowing another set of scissors from her neighbor.
OMAHA, NE—After carefully placing her son’s new Nintendo 3DS system perfectly centered on the roll of wrapping paper laid out on her bedroom floor, local mother Lori Wilson reportedly turned around to pick up the scissors she had literally just set down moments before, only to discover the pair of crafting scissors had been taken …