The helmets are said to be “almost guaranteed” to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local…

The helmets are said to be “almost guaranteed” to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local Whole Foods market, Starbucks, or other places generally considered to be unsafe for conservatives. As a disclaimer on the website reads, “While no helmet can protect you from injuries 100%, wearing our MAGA helmet will greatly increase your chances of surviving a violent encounter.”

The sad thing is that this would probably sell really well, both because supporters want it and because supportors need it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-protective-maga-helmets-now-available-for-trump-supporters-brave-enough-to-go-out-in-public/

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