“We estimate that the equivalent of 48 bags of Cheetos were crushed into the carpeting and seat cracks,” a FEMA ecologist onsite said. “We’ve never seen a toxic Cheeto spill of this magnitude before—this may rival the Deepwater Horizon spill in terms of ecological impact for years to come.”
CANTON, MI—A FEMA disaster response team was called in to clean up a local woman’s 2016 Chrysler Town and Country after the minivan was declared to be an “unprecedented” disaster, sources close to the mother of three young boys confirmed Friday. Dozens of trained cleanup crew members swarmed the scene, carefully placing the vehicle under …