“We’re considering all offers,” pastor Chuck Cooper said in a press conference. “They’re a solid family…

“We’re considering all offers,” pastor Chuck Cooper said in a press conference. “They’re a solid family, good tithes and offerings each week, good small group attendance, with lots of potential for growth. We just don’t really have a good spot for them in our various programs, and we’re really in need of a few college-aged kids.”

I've know many families with the infamous 15 passenger van. Other than having issues with parking, they have all been quite normal.

“We’re considering all offers,” pastor Chuck Cooper said in a press conference. “They’re a solid family...

SCOTTSBLUFF, KS—With the trade deadline looming, Grace Community Church has reportedly been “aggressively shopping” the Campbells, a “loyal but eccentric” family of ten with a several-year-old 15-passenger van, looking for buyers willing to absorb their membership contract. The church is widely rumored to be looking to beef up its younger, up-and-coming prospects, and doesn’t have …

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